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Post by White Lightning on Mar 8, 2008 21:32:49 GMT -4
Mary: Perfect.
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Post by umd on Mar 13, 2008 13:19:04 GMT -4
At Lauren's house. Tuck (after getting dressed in his normal clothes) : I can't believe that my El Tigre suit scared him. *ding dong* Voice: Allo allo! I am waiting for you. Tuck (high tone of voice) : Who is it? Voice: I am Gustav Yves. Don't you remember the 80's. Tuck (thinking) : I got to come up with a plan. But what! I hope this works. Gustav: Come on mon peti chou-chou. You gotta open up. Tuck (high tone of voice) : OK I am going to open up, but get ready to close your eyes and pucker up. Gustv: Ho ho ho! (Gustav puckers up with his eyes shut.) (Tuck opens the door and a paint can swings in and knocks Gustav out of the neighbourhood.) POW! Gustav (flying) : Note to self, do not date muscle-bound women. Tuck: Yes! Tucker 2. Visitors zip! ;D At home...
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Post by White Lightning on Mar 13, 2008 13:38:38 GMT -4
Mary: Some how another, I have the feeling that plan of yours didn't work so well, Jack.
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Post by umd on Mar 13, 2008 13:59:50 GMT -4
Jack: I got plan C. Basically I go to her house grab Tuck and take him home.
Show her the diagram.
Step 1: Go to her house.
Step 2 : Grab Tuck.
Step 3 : Go home.
Jack: Simple eh?
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Post by White Lightning on Mar 16, 2008 17:26:39 GMT -4
Mary: The most simplest plan I've seen, and most likely the best one yet!
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Post by umd on Mar 18, 2008 22:32:46 GMT -4
At Lauren's
Narrator: Nice job Tuck. You played with you cards right. You fought your Lex Luthor. You fought your General Zod. Thanks to living with someone who at Sundays worships God. You think everything will be alright. Look out Superman. Here comes your Kryptonite.
*Tuck gets nervous.*
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Post by White Lightning on Mar 19, 2008 18:13:53 GMT -4
Mary: I say go out there and get'em back, Jack!
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Post by umd on Mar 26, 2008 18:59:29 GMT -4
Jack gets in his car and drives off. On the way he asks for directions to Lauren's adress. He arrives at her house. At Lauren's... Tuck (thinking) : What's that car out there? Is that....Dad? Dad (coming out the car) : Here Tucky Tucky Tucky. Daddy's here. He won't hurt ya. At the car... Jack: What do you say? Tuck: Huh? Jack: You should say "Thank You." Tuck: Why? Jack: Because I saved your life from a pedophile. Tuck: What? Jack: She was going to use you as a sacrifice for her cult! Tuck: Cult? There was no cult. Jack: Oh really. Then what do call that "going to church"? Tuck: It was the real church. The House of God. Do you know nothing about the Bible? Jack: Yeah. The book of Genisis. Adam and Eve disobeyed God and listened to this devlish serpent. Ate an apple and God got mad so He kicked them out of the Garden of Eden. Tuck: Yes. Have you heard of Noah's Ark? Jack: Not quite. Tuck: Then you are just in time. Noah lived in a down full of chaos and dissaray. Jack: Uh-huh. Like that cartoon you watch. Go on. Tuck: God gave Noah a test to prove him worthy bu sending in too angels in the form of travelling men. Jack: Yeah... Tuck: The angels came to Noah's house to stay and Noah was humble and kind enough. Jack: He was hospitable and and and Tuck: After the test, the travelers revealed themselves as angels and gave him a message to bring his family out of town. If anyone looks back they will turn to stone forever. Jack: Yikes. Go on. Tuck: Noah gathered his family and went far far away. One daughter turned to stone because she looked back. Along the way the other daughter looked back and she turned to stone. So Noah was far enough and he built his Ark and 2 of every animal specie came in his ark. Jack: OK. Now the purpose of God's Flood is to wash away the chaotic city. Am I right? Tuck: Yes. Jack: Oh wow. But going back to Lauren, is she a kind lady? Tuck: Sure. She has completely changed since 20 years ago. She told me that. Jack: I can't wait to tell that to Mary when we get home, speaking of which, when we get home, go to your room and take off that ridiculous El Tigre suit and stay here until further notice. Tuck: Yes Dad.
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Post by White Lightning on Mar 27, 2008 18:03:42 GMT -4
Mary: *thinking* I still can't help but mistrust that woman with my son! Who dose she think she is, anyways?! The least she could have done was go with Brad.
Brad: Don't worry, mom. Tuck will most likely come back here running and crying!
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Post by umd on Mar 27, 2008 19:10:44 GMT -4
At home...
Jack: Honey I'm home with Tuck. Now go to your room son.
(Tuck is not crying and remaining is calm)
Tuck: Yes Dad.
Jack: Mary, since he was with Lauren, Tuck is a new kid. He changed. Thanks to yoga, church, the gym, and that new school.
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Post by White Lightning on Mar 29, 2008 20:10:27 GMT -4
Mary: Exilent! ;D
Brad: And in a few days, he'll be back to his wild self...
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Post by umd on Mar 29, 2008 20:51:11 GMT -4
Jack: Brad, you are not the only one who will have a good nights sleep.
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Post by White Lightning on Mar 29, 2008 20:52:52 GMT -4
Brad: Oh I know!
Mary: I'm actuly proud of my Tucker for changing that way! ;D Maybe Lauren isn't as bad as I thought now...Still, I have my suspections.
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Post by umd on Mar 31, 2008 17:58:45 GMT -4
Cut to Lauren coming home she opens the door and the house is a mess. She sees footprints of Jack and Tuck's. Mostly the are Jack's! She sees a message on the wall, then a paper. The Paper has Tuck's address, written on the wall is the rest of the phone number. Lauren checks her messages on her cell phone. Voice: You have one new message. Beep! Tuck: Hello? Lauren? Hi this is Tuck. My Dad is trying to break in your home. I can't stop him because he is my father... Jack: Hello? Open up! Beep! Jack: Come on out son! CRASH! Jack: Don't you want to meet your friends. Tuck: Like Jenny? Jack: No, like Champ Mars, Urufu, Isabella.... SWIPE! Tuck: I hate those guys!! They never make my life easy for me! WHOOSH! Jack: You got to be joking! CRASH! Tuck (in tears) : I am not lying!! Beep! Jack: Come on out there Tucker! There is no use hiding from Daddy! Tuck: Th-th-th-this is Tuck Crabunkle and I don't want to come back to Tremorton! The address and the phone number is written on this paper....Oh great! I'm sorry Lauren please forgive me. I guess I have to write the rest of it on the wall. Uh-oh! Beep! Lauren looks at the paper then at the wall. I decides that she will visit the Crabunkle family tomorrow. Lauren: Sigh. The poor kid.
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Post by White Lightning on Apr 1, 2008 12:26:21 GMT -4
Mary: You know, Jack...maybe we SHOULD let Tucker stay with her. I mean, you do want out boy to be happy, right?
Brad: Yeah! Thats a GOOD idea!
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