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Post by tachyon on Jun 14, 2010 7:08:52 GMT -4
"The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation."
-Pierre Trudeau, Canadian Prime Minister, 1968-1979
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duffel
Adjusting to the neighborhood
do me a favor, dont do me no favors
Posts: 105
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Post by duffel on Jun 14, 2010 18:47:05 GMT -4
"Don't ask what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"
-John F. Kennedy
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Post by Champ on Jun 15, 2010 2:59:37 GMT -4
Back to Kill Bill Quotes: "I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss" -The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill Vol.1
If this were a different site that spot would be occupied by the entirety of the Gold Watch scene from "Pulp Fiction". Oh well.
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Shelltoon
Adjusting to the neighborhood
Me?
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Post by Shelltoon on Jul 2, 2010 0:50:59 GMT -4
I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. All right, give me the bomb.
- Ultra Magnus
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Post by tachyon on Jul 7, 2010 4:44:09 GMT -4
"As could be predicted, 'The Morning Mob' consists of a cynical seen-it-all jock who nonetheless has constant 'Merely Male'-style problems with the 'other half', an ever-giggling but 'Hey, girls, you know what it's like' pretend feminist, and a thrid, audibly overweight, bloke, whose main job is to sound like he's about to have a coronary from laughing off-mike at the caller whose neighbour has been dumping dogs**t over his fence. A volley of farts accompanied by 'Who Let the Dogs Out' has me switching to the National Program, where, I realise, I'm now hearing my own accent through Australian ears. A fire is 'deluberately lut', a motorcyclist is 'hudeously dusfugured;, and the country's Opposition Leader is someone called Phil Goff, which, if the newsreader says it fast enough, sounds amusingly like 'F**k Off'."
Tony Martin, radio presenter and comedian, on his first time back to New Zealand since he left in the early 80s. (from A Nest of Occasionals)
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Post by Champ on Jul 7, 2010 5:40:04 GMT -4
"There's no escaping reason, no evading purpose, because we both know, that without purpose there is no reason to exist. It is purpose that created us, purpose that connects us, purpose that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us, that defines us, it is purpose that binds us. We are here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. Purpose." -The Matrix Reloaded My friend was playing and RPG and someone brought up the party's purpose, and before I could stop myself I had recited this entire speech. My friend couldn't keep playing after that.
"And even thought he died, Alexander won." "How?" "Aaron Burr's not on the money. Alexander Hamilton's on the Money. He's on the ten..." -Drunk History
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Post by mrnibbles on Jul 10, 2010 3:35:43 GMT -4
"They call him the Bear Jew... they say he is so feral he carries a club to kill his enemies." "Yep, bashes their heads in witha baseball bat." -Inglorious Basterds
"All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!', and I will look down... and whisper... 'No'" -Watchmen
"No man can kill me." "I am no man" -Lord of the Rings, Return of the King
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Shelltoon
Adjusting to the neighborhood
Me?
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Post by Shelltoon on Jul 10, 2010 4:03:27 GMT -4
I just want to make a tray of good tofu. If people want something else, they should go to the restaurants and shops.
Ozu Yasujiro
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Supergub
New Arrival
Vegeta....Vegeeeeeeeeetaaaa...I'm haunting you.
Posts: 25
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Post by Supergub on Jul 10, 2010 12:22:27 GMT -4
"Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and apparently I wear women's clothing..." Nostalgia Critic (Commando review)
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Post by Champ on Jul 10, 2010 17:55:10 GMT -4
"And Jane...I can kill you with my brain" -River Tam, Firefly.
"Chopping vegetables keeps us out of trouble with the law." -Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim Versus the World
"What kind of idiot knowingly dates a girl named Knives?" -Ramona Flowers, Scott Pilgrim Versus The World
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Post by tachyon on Jul 12, 2010 6:30:23 GMT -4
"I think we've proved today what we already knew, which is that everyday objects can be made to be leathal if Jamie builds a gun to shoot them with."
- Adam Savage, Mythbusters
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Post by tachyon on Jul 21, 2010 7:18:29 GMT -4
"STOP STOP NOOOO! DO NOT FILL MY SHOE WITH WAAATEEEEER!!!"
- guy running past my dorm room just now. Still loling hard here...
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Post by tachyon on Aug 1, 2010 3:04:03 GMT -4
"We would like to apologise for the way in which politicians are represented in this programme. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed political time-servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well-being of the people they supposedly represent, nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor indeed do we intend that viewers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive.
We are sorry if this impression has come across."
- Monty Python's Flying Circus, episode #32, "The War Against Pornography".
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Post by tachyon on Aug 30, 2010 6:24:52 GMT -4
"My advice to you if you want to lose a bit o' weight, don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets...are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard."
- Billy Connolly
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Post by omnios on Sept 1, 2010 10:24:46 GMT -4
"Call me by my real name that God, and the bear, have given me throughout my whole life".
-Chris-chan
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