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Post by Mindslash on May 23, 2011 2:24:50 GMT -4
Either he's going to come out of hiding and say something like "I forget to carry the one" or something like that and bump The Rapture date up, He'll claim The Rapture DID happen but in a invisible way OR He'll say that God spared us because so many people prayed really hard.
Either that or Camping died.
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Post by Jakob on May 23, 2011 3:19:39 GMT -4
Actually, it was Macho Man Randy Savage. He tragically died for our sins on May 20th.
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Post by Mindslash on May 23, 2011 4:26:01 GMT -4
That works too..
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Post by Agai Lazen on May 23, 2011 7:45:32 GMT -4
Actually, it was Macho Man Randy Savage. He tragically died for our sins on May 20th. That being said, he gets resurrected several thousand times in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
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Post by Mindslash on May 24, 2011 7:04:50 GMT -4
Lookie what I found.
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Post by Damion / Xerox on May 24, 2011 13:32:11 GMT -4
Wow, and he locked the door too. He must feel really silly about this whole rapture thing...
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Post by swoop on May 25, 2011 20:29:04 GMT -4
It is hard to believe but people may be fooled again. Now he states that the rapture will be in October.
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Post by Mindslash on May 26, 2011 4:11:06 GMT -4
Yeah, I just found that out. Apparently my first answer was right in my last post.
Who's gonna save us from this rapture? Macho Man saved from the last one, who's going to save us now?
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Post by Champ on May 26, 2011 4:12:15 GMT -4
Mr.T's still alive, so I think we're good. So's Hulk Hogan, so we've got the next two raptures covered, actually.
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Post by Hunter on May 26, 2011 4:42:06 GMT -4
Don't forget "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. I know he played a bad guy, but I'm pretty sure Mr. McMahon doesn't care who stops God's wrath, as long as someone does.
And if we run out of retired wrestlers, there's always plan B: washed up action movie stars. Van Damme, Seagal, Stallone... not Chuck Norris, though. Dude's a hardcore Christian. He'd take the Rapture's side.
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Post by Champ on May 26, 2011 5:00:28 GMT -4
To be fair, if God said the Rapture would be Tuesday, and Chuck Norris said that Tuesdays didn't work for him, God would move it back. Everyone works around Chuck Norris' schedule. Those that don't get penciled in for a killing.
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