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Post by nwakeman on Jul 27, 2005 15:49:04 GMT -4
Alex:Okay.(both fly to Maug's lab. Lands and walks up to front door.) Oy, the final frontier: Asking your mortal enemy for help.(sighs and knocks on door. Maug answers) Maug:(bitterly) Oh, its you. Alex: Please, Dr. Maug, this is important. A space craft landed down the street. I tried to read the language on the ship's computer, but it was indecipherable. I knew you were the only person who had records of over a thousand different alien languages. Will you set aside this petty rivalry with my mentor long enough to help save the planet and, possibly, the universe? Maug: Hmm, Nah.(slams door in Alex's face) Alex: Ow.(rubs forehead)
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Post by Champ on Jul 27, 2005 22:53:08 GMT -4
Champ:i'll be one second opens door Maug:hey what are you wait no.....AHHHHH Champ:well. here you go(hands records)
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 27, 2005 22:54:44 GMT -4
Alex:(looks from champ to the records several times) What did you do to him?!
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Post by Champ on Jul 27, 2005 22:56:09 GMT -4
Champ:forced him to watch barney
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 27, 2005 22:58:20 GMT -4
Alex: That's just about inhumane...but that's pretty darn funny! Now let's get back to that ship.(jets flip out again) Race you back!(takes off) ;D
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Post by Champ on Jul 27, 2005 22:59:36 GMT -4
Sheldon:run away. heat ray!!!! Champ:uh-oh
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 27, 2005 23:04:13 GMT -4
Alex: What? Sheldon: Look out!(Alex narrowly dodges bright red beam. It singes her backpack) Alex: Whoa!
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Post by Champ on Jul 27, 2005 23:07:26 GMT -4
Champ:where are the ppl from central when i need them? Ed:right here Champ:AAAH!!!MARTIAN MIDGET!! Ed:JERK!!!! Riza:uh, sir your orders Champ:oh. right, Riza you find somehere where you can pick off any living martians, Ed see what you can do with the ship, Roy you work on the heat ray everyone else shoot at what you consider a threat
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 27, 2005 23:10:55 GMT -4
Alex: I'll go back to the ship to try to decipher the language. (types furiously on the keypad) Of course.(flies over to champ) Champ they're Meropians, they're bent on universal conquest.
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Post by Champ on Jul 28, 2005 18:17:25 GMT -4
Champ:well they must be absolutely friendly
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 28, 2005 19:13:41 GMT -4
Alex:(looking sour) Har har.
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Post by ultramattdroid on Jul 28, 2005 23:13:30 GMT -4
*Martians grab champ and take him to the lab*
*they stuff a babblefish into his ear*
Martian: Can you hear us? Good. The purpose of this is that we have take you all into our planet. There is a great danger coming into your planet.
Other Martian: We were given these orders by our commander Tars Tarkas!
Martian: Indeed. Since you somewhat slayed our breatheren. We will put you to the test.
Other Martian: Don't worry. These things you will fight with are from our previous invasion we fought in our planet. See if you can slay those. If you pass this test like this Earthling (shows holographic image of Mattdroid), you can join forces with us to fight the upcoming enemy.
*they throw him into a room*
*out come 1'798'652 crazy and out of control Sir units*
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 28, 2005 23:17:27 GMT -4
(back on the street) Alex: Champ!(drops to knees and clenches fist dramatically) I will avenge thee!(pulls laser gun from her pack and gives it a pump) Lock and load, baby.(blast several aliens to smithereens)
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Post by Champ on Jul 29, 2005 16:50:03 GMT -4
Champ sourounded by dead aliens Champ:no avenging neccesary
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 29, 2005 21:35:56 GMT -4
Alex: Oh. Still..(blasts aliens to pieces)
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