Hunter, pls stop inciting internet violence. I WILL sic a rabid banana on you. Or Sam & Max. Or the banhammer if that doesn't work.
I'm sorry, but this thread is about the Mary Sue Litmus Test. It's not perfect, but it is useful. So to take that test and then to utterly cast aside its recommendations... it sickens me. It disgusts me. It makes me wonder why he even bothered to publicize the results, except as an invitation to such ridicule as mine. And I am more than happy to oblige in that regard, because his character is bad and he should feel bad.
I survived the Great Forum Hack of November 2007, and all I got was this lousy signature admin duty.
It seems we have a message. I'm not sure I trust his word, but...
Please don't kill the messenger, at least before reading the message.
You know me as Retsof-Noraa; I couldn't find my old account info, so I'm relegated to using this old account for now. Don't take this as a sign of my return; I'm simply here to deliver a message from Hunter. He asked me to contact you due to his being banned, and I know him well enough that this is indeed sincere. What follows is his message; we both wish you well. -Aaron
"I apologize for the image that showed up. Apparently the site I linked from had something in place to prevent leeching, and that caused Goatse to show up. I didn't catch it because I was looking at the cached version, which was the "NO U" pic I had intended to post. I only figured out what was going on when I got banned and tried to get in through a proxy. I would like to offer my sincerest apologies, and if you could reinstate my account just long enough that I could remove the offending image, I would be greatly appreciative. After that, my fate is in your hands. Sincerely, Hunter"
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
What is "wrong" with me is my zero tolerance for Mary Sues. I know they're a necessary evil in any fandom, but that doesn't make them any less evil. And unless you're either God or George Lucas, I will not stand by quietly and allow you to... inflict these characters on the rest of us.
But it's okay because I still love my character. I'm not changing a thing.
I was trying to get the highest score I could. Of course I answered a few questions that people would consider "impossible", like I checked both immortal and mortal and said the character was both a female and male. Solution? INTERSEXED HALF MORTAL HALF IMMORTAL. ZOMGZ!!!
I dare someone to beat my highscore! >D
Edit: Mary sues suck, especially when they're canon. It's a HUGE reason why I HATE most anime and books like Twilight.