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Post by nwakeman on Jul 6, 2005 12:46:43 GMT -4
-Oh. Sorry. I wasn't aware of that. Anyways... nwakeman: pft. It isn't that creepy. Those doors were probably opened by hydraulic rams. Tuck: Thanks for your theory, Mrs. Wakeman incarnate. I think we're being watched by every creepy thing under the sun. Brad: You and your wild imagination, Tuck.
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Post by ultramattdroid on Jul 6, 2005 12:59:01 GMT -4
Jenny: I've seen way worse. [start flashback] *you see a hunk of cheese dacning* Cheese: A hunk of, a hunk, a hunk of hunk of cheese. Jenny: Do you have any idea what time it is. Cheese: No. Jenny: Why are you doing this?! Cheese: I've been taking crack. Jenny: [end flashback]
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 6, 2005 13:00:56 GMT -4
nwakeman:Okaaaay. That is much worse. That will now haunt me in my dreams.
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Post by Champ on Jul 6, 2005 15:31:29 GMT -4
Champ:hey, your with a world renouned monster hunter and haunting hunter Ranma:yeah but i'm braver BANG! BANG! BANG! Ranma:AAAAAHHHH!!!! Champ:calm down mr. i'm braver, it's the door Pizza guy:here it's free just don't make me go in there!!! Champ:oooookay, he's crazy
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 6, 2005 17:17:15 GMT -4
nwakeman:Hahahahahahahaha. Now, Since this is supposed to be a haunted house, I say that we have....(Shines flashlight under face for dramatic effect) a SEANCE!(clicks flashlight off) Sheldon: Okaaay. Sounds like a load of baloney about the ghosts to me. nwakeman: I know ghosts don't exist, it just sounded fun. Jenny: Sure, let's have a go at it then nwakeman: Great! I brought my Ouija Board! ;D
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Post by Al van Mobius on Jul 6, 2005 20:41:56 GMT -4
Al: *lights candles all over the place*
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Post by Champ on Jul 7, 2005 0:24:14 GMT -4
nwakeman:Hahahahahahahaha. Now, Since this is supposed to be a haunted house, I say that we have....(Shines flashlight under face for dramatic effect) a SEANCE!(clicks flashlight off) Sheldon: Okaaay. Sounds like a load of baloney about the ghosts to me. nwakeman: I know ghosts don't exist, it just sounded fun. Jenny: Sure, let's have a go at it then nwakeman: Great! I brought my Ouija Board! ;D Champ:ah, shows how much you know, ghosts DO exists, i should know i'm a monster and haunting hunter, i remember lemp mansion, that place was loaded with ghosts(i'm gonna visit there with my dad)
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 7, 2005 11:13:40 GMT -4
nwakeman: Any hard evidence? Mr. Monster Hunter? Anyways(sets up Ouija board on a nearby table) Let's begin. Calling the spirits of the past what have ye in store for us on this Friday the thirteenth of October? (Ouija glass vibrates when nwakeman releases it running over the letters that spell, "All will die at midnight" then it stops) nwakeman:(genuinely frightened) That's unusual. Maybe there are spirits around. Sheldon and Tuck:(Holding on to Jenny's legs) mmhmm Jenny: Oh come on. Are you guys going to listen to a piece of plastic? Sheldon: UH-HUH
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Post by Champ on Jul 7, 2005 12:38:51 GMT -4
Champ: lets see if that's what they say*pulls out a radio with a wierd looking microphone on the other end Radio:all will die at midnight!!! Champ:heh heh, yeah that's what they said KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK several ppl: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Champ:guys it's only 7 PM, besides opens door Champ:it's just Sango......hey wait Sango what are you doing here? Sango:you left a message on my answering machine Champ: no one else answered it Sango: their all busy or scared Champ:wheres Miroku Sango:still at work, he'll be here around 10
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Post by Champ on Jul 7, 2005 13:05:04 GMT -4
Champ:okay N, your probably asking who these people are, first this is Ranma, hes a martial artist, has 3 fiances and*grabs bucket of cold water and dumps it on ranma* he turns into a girl when splashed with cold water Ranma: did you need to show her Champ: yes or she wouldn't believe me,ohh yeah, the nicer one of my friends.... Ranma:HEY!!! Champ:this is Sango, she's a demon slayer and she has a crush on... SLAP!!! Sango:i do not Champ:HA!!!! i have hi-res photos of you kissing him Sango:$#!% Champ:you guys going out then Sango: ummm...no...uh...yes Champ:ha!! i new it.... sees everyone staring at them Champ:she's going out with Miroku Slam!
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 7, 2005 13:42:08 GMT -4
nwakeman: Nice to meet you guys! So what do you think they'll do to us. I mean will they pick us off one by one and take us into this strange oblivion and then get us in there or kill us all together right here? Brad: AHHHHHHHHHH! Help me! Help me! AHHHHHHHHHHH! Jenny: Brad quit foolin' around!(silence)(panicked) Where are you?!(torture rack sound)(Blood-curdling scream) nwakeman:(really frightened)Okaaaaaaaay. That answers my question.
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Post by ultramattdroid on Jul 7, 2005 15:42:42 GMT -4
*loud thundering footsteps approach* Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump *silence* Jenny: OK. *they hear a horrible noise* www.badmovies.org/movies/soundhorror/soundhorror4.wav*they hear another voice loud and echoing* Voice: Anyone who enters this room will all die at midnight. Get out. Get out. Get out. *silence* Jenny: Let's split up to make sure that what Champ said is true. Champ, you go with Ranma. Brad, you go with Sheldon. I will go with Nwakeman. And remember, no clowning around. *a clown on a unicylce goes past them* Honk Honk Jenny: Boy are these gags annoying or what?! (should Tuck be in this roleplay? because there is going to be a musical number soon)
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 7, 2005 15:57:56 GMT -4
-Sure Tuck in a Broadway Tux would add a funny touch to this morbid RPG nwakeman: Agreed Jenny: You're not like an average teen, are you? nwakeman: Is liking to read scientific texts in one's spare time average? Jenny: Uh, no; neither is speaking in correct English. nwakeman: Then, no. I'm all business. Let's find whom or what is behind this nonsense,er, dawg! Jenny: Don't do that. nwakeman: Can do. Jenny:
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Post by Champ on Jul 7, 2005 17:32:50 GMT -4
Sango:hey wait who do i go with Champ:ummmm.... i guess you come with us they walk up stairs Ranma:champ Champ:yeah Ranma:do knives normally float Champ:no....wait ducks as a knife flies over his head Sango:$#!% Champ:stop saying that ducks again
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Post by Champ on Jul 7, 2005 17:52:56 GMT -4
Champ snaps knife Champ:hey whats that book Sango opens it and starts reading Sango:oh my god..... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Ranma:AAAAAHHHH!!!! Champ:ranma it's 7:15 Ranma:i'll get the door Champ:if it's Miroku you and him team up Sango:no, go find everyone what i found is important....holy $#!& Champ:what now Sango:your hand Champ's hand is nearly split heals some of it Champ:what the heck Sango:what? Champ:i can't heal the whole wound like normal,this place is....to evil Ranma answers the door, it's Miroku Ranma:HEY GUYS SANGO FOUND SOMETHING!!!!
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