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Post by nwakeman on Jul 15, 2005 16:17:28 GMT -4
nwakeman: Well that's a bit of a sticky wicket. Nora: XJ9!!!! WHY!?!?! Jenny: I panicked! nwakeman: Hmm... What I want to know is what Mogg's experiment was doing here? Nora: Well I think there's a certain old rival of mine behind this.
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Post by Champ on Jul 15, 2005 16:19:12 GMT -4
Champ:any advicce ender Ender:what do you want me to say'use the force' i don't have a clue
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 15, 2005 16:21:16 GMT -4
nwakeman: Let's try the split up trick to see if we can find the old lab rat! Dr. Wakeman you come with me. Jenny, you and Tuck can go together. Champ, you, Miroku and Sango go together, Ender you need to stay with Ranma and make sure he's okay.
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Post by Champ on Jul 15, 2005 16:23:14 GMT -4
Champ:sango, mir..... *smack* Sango:pervert!!! Champ:i guess Sango come on, let's check out the basement Sango:thats the best idea ever
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 15, 2005 16:25:29 GMT -4
nwakeman: Come on Doc! We'll check the attic. Nora: Why the attic? nwakeman: Because the basement was taken. ;D
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Post by Champ on Jul 15, 2005 17:16:13 GMT -4
sango:it's cold down here Champ:uh, no duh sherlock
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 15, 2005 17:25:26 GMT -4
nwakeman: Hmm,(shines flashlight ) no sign of a deranged evil genius up here. Nora: Wait. What's that? nwakeman: Oh that's just a half fish,half man creature. A HALF FISH, HALF MAN CREATURE?!?! (Nora then bumps into nwakeman and the both fall down the ladder) nwakeman: Er- Dr. Wakeman would you please get off of me? Nora: Oh. Sorry. (both dust themselves off)
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Post by Champ on Jul 15, 2005 17:46:10 GMT -4
Champ:hey sango whats up Sango:spider Champ:spider, where*accidentally lights it on fire Sango:uh, there
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Post by ultramattdroid on Jul 15, 2005 18:06:32 GMT -4
Marty: Boss! Boss! Spidron: What is it now? Marty: There are these two ladies in the attic they found our spot! THEY FROUND OUR SPOT!!!! Spidron: Shut up!! Well well well. If it isn't Nora and Nwakeman. What a surprise. Bob: Could we torture them like we did to this guy. Sheldon: Help....me... Spidron: Leave these two ladies to ME. (Spidoron approaches them. He is a big grotesque spider with attitude. He smilels evilly.)
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 15, 2005 18:12:57 GMT -4
nwakeman: Umm. Dr. Wakeman... Nora: Yes. nwakeman: We need to run away screaming at the top of our lungs now... Nora: Why?(raises an eyebrow) nwakeman: Because there's a gigantic spider behind you.(backs away) Nora:(turns around to face monster) Oh my...(backs away) nwakeman: We're doomed aren't we? Nora: I'm afraid so. It was nice knowing you. nwakeman: You too.(Both start screaming) (on another floor) Jenny: Tuck. Someone's in peril. Let's go. Tuck: You just go on I'll stay here. Jenny: Come on you 'fraidy cat! (in the attic, spidron is about to harm Nora and nwakeman) Jenny: Hey bugboy! Over here!
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Post by ultramattdroid on Jul 15, 2005 18:24:18 GMT -4
Spidron: Huh.
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Post by ultramattdroid on Jul 15, 2005 18:48:20 GMT -4
POW! Bob: I knew the day would come. Marty: Are you sure? Maybe it isn't such a good idea. Bob: To you it isn't but to me it is. For all my life I want to slash that girl. *gets out his lightsaber and activates it* BBEEJJJJOOOOOOJJJJ Marty: Gulp... Bob: Hush now my squeamish fellow. I will slayeth the metal one. *charges* Bob:YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *Throws the light saber on Jenny but it doesn't harm her. It goes through her.* Bob: *Tries again. And again* Bob: I don't get it. Marty: It doesn't work on her. It is fake. It is just a stupid human toy you bought from the Wakeman's garage sale. Bob: Oh crap! *cut to Marty scared* Jenny (off camera) : Consider this fish fried. > POW!!! BANG!! BIFF!!! SCHLAFF!!!! OW! OUCH!! *Bob flies past Marty and crashes* LOUDIUS CRASHIS MEGAMUS (i.e. a really loud crash) Marty: Bob! You dirty robitch. I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich. BANG BANG BANG Marty: Ow my hands. *Jenny grabs him by the legs and swirls him round and round rapidly* Marty: Help! Mommy!! Auntie M! Auntie M!! Make it stop!! Jenny: You want it you got it. *Throws him on top of Marty with a loud crash.* Marty: I'm naucious. I'm naucious. I'm naucious. I'm naucious. I'm naucious. I'm naucious. Bob: Oh no. *Marty barfs then he foams.* (disgusting I know) Nora: Great going XJ-9! ;D Sheldon: Horray for Jenny: ;D *Spidron grabs Sheldon and uses him as a hostage* Spidron: Shut up! Nobody move, or else the boy gets poisoned! *suspense rises in the air*
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 15, 2005 19:15:21 GMT -4
(nwakeman has snuck off) Jenny: Mom, nwakeman is gone. Nora: She's on the Spidron's back. nwakeman:(thinking) Time to see what you're made of! you Arachnidian creep(knocks on Spidron's back)Aha! It's an android!(pulls out trusty wrench. Spidron drops sheldon. nwakeman pulls out a diminuative figure.) Mogg: Let me go, you infernal kid! Nora: Hey! Don't insult my student! Mogg: Wakeman! Your insolence will cost you dearly! Jenny: Not without your robotic exoskin!(pointing to Spideron) nwakeman:(ties up Mogg) Mogg:Lemme' go! Lemme' go! nwakeman: uh, uh, uh.(presses button on watch. tendril comes out, shocking Mogg.
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Post by ultramattdroid on Jul 15, 2005 21:03:00 GMT -4
Spidron (slowing down) : Curse you racken-fracken Martha Stuart-loving pieces of sssuuuuugggaaarrrrr. Bob: Oh crud. King Sea Monster and our boss who is recuperating won't be happy. Nora: Did you say recuperation? Jenny: Here's ya get well card. POW! *Cut to a map of America. They fly out of Tremorton and crahs land on there home land, Atlantis* *Cut to the cave of Kins Sea Monster (voiced by Kelsey Grammar of FRAISER fame). They crash into it.* CRASH!! King Sea Monster: Dropped by pretty quickly. Wow! Oh look, it looks like you lost the battle. Of course I can tell. You look like as if you were clobbered by a robot girl and two ladies. You need a hospital. Time for you to get well. I am not going to waste my time yammering about our loss. I have plans prepared. So I amgoing to throw darts at some pictures. *Throws darts at pictures of the Wakeman family Jenny, Nora, Harold, Nwakeman, Celine, Alexandria, and CHOMPSS. Cut to pictures of the Cluster. Vexus, Smytus, Krackus, etc. Throws ninja stars, swords, axes, and daggers on the pictures. Then throws a boulder at them.* *back at the haunted house* Jenny: Come on everyone. Let's go home. RRRUMMBBLLLEEE Jenny: Quickly before the house implodes.
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Post by nwakeman on Jul 15, 2005 21:13:49 GMT -4
nwakeman: Come on! Slides down ladder. Jenny: Wait! What about Champ, Ranma, Miroku, and Sango? Tuck: Every man for himself! GOGGOGOGOGO! (say why does the Atlantian king throw darts at Celine and Alexandria? They truly had nothing to do with anything, except for testing)
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